The holidays are right around the corner and ChimericFire has the perfect gifts for the more demented among you. But remember, if you want them to arrive in time, you’ll have to order them soon.

Deadlines for a Dec 24th delivery:

A few random products:
Almost any one is sure to earn you some coal in your stocking.

I personally wear the heck out of these T-shirts. I just love the looks I get at the mall when I know my shirt has caught someone’s attention. It’s the simple things that I truly enjoy in life. One of them happens to be offending people with my sense of humor. I’m sure all my avid readers know what I think about people who get offended. So, if you are offended by any of the content of my product designs, I am not sorry, and you should take this opportunity to examine yourself, get to know yourself, and discover why you have such issues. In this way, my products offer… a form of therapy to all who view them.

Nah, I don’t believe that. I just think they’re funny. That being said, if you like my stuff. If you know someone who might like any of it. Why not get some? It’s the holidays anyway. It’s time to splurge! Keep in mind that 100% of the profits from these products go towards helping a needy family. MINE!

Another example of this is my latest T-Shirt design:

Actually, I think syphilis could be an interesting target for therapeutic research. The stuff already seeks out destroys tissue. It would be fairly interesting to develop a strain of syphilis that would specifically seek out and devour cancer. It just might be possible.

This Design is mostly the idea of a friend of mine. Chad, you’re sick, but hey… so am I. I totally give you props on this one. At one point this was Chad’s myspace name. I was so amused by it that I just had to put it on a t-shirt. Note that the figure is both trashy and androgynous. Thusly, it can be enjoyed by any gender! I drew this while sitting in a starbucks coffee place (these things are everywhere! what’s up with that?). I got a nasty look from an old lady who just glanced at the image (without the text). I can’t wait to see the looks on people’s faces as I go shopping with this shirt on.

Now, I am not making light of those who have had cancer. In fact, every single one of my grandparents have had cancer. Two of them died from it. There isn’t really much that’s funny about cancer. However, we have a saying in our family “if you can’t laugh at it, you’re taking it too seriously.” I like to think that every one of my controversial designs has a meaning behind them. This one… is just absurd. No meaning… just absurdity.

Oh, and hey, if you didn’t know that I sell T-Shirts, go check ‘em out. There are other shirts that are fairly funny/controversial, including the infamous “Sometimes…Puppies Just Die” T-Shirt. I at least think they’re cool. I really do get a laugh out of most of them… the one’s that are meant to be funny anyhow. I suppose that’s what really matters. Oh, and the money, I like money. :P

Type to you later,
~Nathaniel

I do want to state that I have nothing to do with them, or the individual who came up with the slogan. My concept is legally distinct from theirs. Still, I think it’s awesome that two people would come up with something so similar and be so far removed from each other. Even if one promotes gay pride and the other seeks to offend the particularly vain skin goths!

I thought I was worth sharing.
Type to you later,
~Nathaniel

I am particularly fond of “We’re all Pink on the Inside.” because it’s a direct stab (pun intended) at the Gothic subculture. I actually consider myself quite Gothic, but not because I wear all black and heavy eyeshadow. I am Gothic because of my morbid sense of humor… as evidenced by that particular piece. I have never been too fond of the elaborate makeup that some Goths wear. Although I think it’s totally HOT! I also think that it’s vain and pointless… although I think the hotness might be some sort of use. I suppose I’m just against it because I’m too lazy to put forth that much effort into my appearance. In which case, I have no room to talk.

Hope you like ‘em.
Type to you later,
~Nathaniel

In any case, check out what I’ve got up so far at http://www.cafepress.com/chimericfire

Type to you later,
~Nathaniel